i love when men i have sex with get uncomfortable if i queef. like PLEASE act like you didn’t just spread my ass cheeks to separate states and then expect nothing to happen. A little air is gonna get in there and it’s gotta come out sometime.
i got a dank connect for the purp skurp. hand blown glass blown. if you need, holler
You know what hurts a lot?
Lets just assume that this is Rue’s father:
Because he jump-started the uprising, I think we can guess that he was killed on the spot.
In Catching Fire, during the District 11 scene, you see Rue’s family. and guess who’s not there?
|waitress:||*fills his glass with ice water*|
|me:||*watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*|
|me:||you want my man or something?|
|me:||i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?|
|me:||I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.|
|me:||everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?|
|him:||aye calm down|
|me:||nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy|