18 California In Love❤

unclefather:

420brah:

unclefather:

i love when men i have sex with get uncomfortable if i queef. like PLEASE act like you didn’t just spread my ass cheeks to separate states and then expect nothing to happen. A little air is gonna get in there and it’s gotta come out sometime. 

i got a dank connect for the purp skurp. hand blown glass blown. if you need, holler 

Excuse me?

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toastbabeis:

You know what hurts a lot?

Lets just assume that this is Rue’s father:

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Because he jump-started the uprising, I think we can guess that he was killed on the spot.

In Catching Fire, during the District 11 scene, you see Rue’s family. and guess who’s not there?

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Her father.

(via meggydear)

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let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

(Source: carlosbaila, via meggydear)

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meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(Source: anticrystalist, via meggydear)

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ruinedchildhood:

when the person behind you keep kicking your chair in class

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(via meggydear)

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yiffmebabyonemoretime:

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

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(via meggydear)

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at the resturant with bae

waitress:*fills his glass with ice water*
me:*watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me:you want my man or something?
her:wh-wat?
me:i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me:I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me:everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him:aye calm down
me:nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
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